‘Public Water Fountains Are Gross,’ Says Woman Who Hasn’t Washed Her Water Bottle in 10 Months Print Edition - Oct 8, 2025 By: Michelle Cohn Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: EwHydrationWater Bottle Yikes! Friend Hasn’t Texted You Back in Hours Because You Were Hanging Out in Person Phew! Art Not AI, Just Authentically Ugly
