People Keep Telling Me to Have a Happy New Year but I’m Doing My Own Research Print Edition - Jan 3, 2022 By: Lauren Grimaldi Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: ResearchNew YearWe'll See Santa Scaling Back and Just Venmoing Kids This Year Do You Have IBS or Does Your Asshole Just Have ADHD?