Let’s face it: Eating healthy can be a real snooze. You want to stick to your diet, but you don’t want seem like a Pollyanna! Fear not, there’s a solution! Instead of skipping dessert altogether, try a little nibble of these tempting treats. Just a bite and your inner bad girl will come out to play!
For calorie-counters-gone-wild…
A single strawberry dipped in chocolate
This sultry dessert is a hot romp through Mouthgasmtown! Bite into that juicy strawberry and luscious chocolate and let everyone know that you’re the sexy kind of free spirit who might skip logging it in your calorie tracking app, you naughty minx! You may be the head of your local Weight Watchers chapter, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have dirty little secrets! WHO’S A BAD GIRL?
For part-time night owls…
A miniature cupcake
This flirty little nibblable is the perfect little reward after a sensible dinner of salad and grilled chicken on a girls’ night out. Split it with a friend, and who knows where the night will take you? You might even take a taxi home!!! One thing’s for sure: You are so bad!
For the wannabe village bicycle…
A dollop of frosting
This fun little treat is only for the truly daring—women who’ve thought about having an affair! Scoop it off a handsome stranger’s slice of cake, lick it off your finger, and walk away slowly while coyly looking over your shoulder, like the spontaneous cheeky bad girl you are!
For secret party girls…
A teaspoon of rainbow sprinkles
This playful little snack is like a rave in your mouth! Who needs sleep? Just kidding, of course—you always get eight hours of sleep. You wouldn’t dare mess with your metabolic rate! But that doesn’t mean you can’t nib nib nib a lil’ bitty titty handful of pretend-Molly! B.A.D.
For the REAL wild women…
A single orange Tic Tac
OMG!! This tiny pill-shaped goody is so nibblable, you can pop it in your mouth and no one will be the wiser. It’s like you and your tongue have a naughty little secret. Being bad never felt so nibblable!
Whether you’re starting a new diet, cutting carbs, or just maintaining your lifelong exacting regimen of healthy greens and high protein entrees, one thing you don’t have to cut out is your inner bad girl. Enjoy these tasty bits of nibblable sweetness and let her come out to play!
