Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe She Worries About It Constantly Print Edition - May 10, 2017 By: Jasmine Pierce Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: QUIZ: Can We Guess Which American Girl Doll You Had Based Only On Your Social Security Number? High School Friend So Basic They Start Selling Her in Multiple Colors at H&M