Long Linen Tunics That Disguise How Deeply Horny You Are

Chambray Linen Tunic (The Company Store $53.95)

The more neutral the color, the more likely you'll be able to blend into a crowd while your hormones rage below. Keep your lust for flesh under wraps this nude-colored number that says “I’m a sexless librarian” and not “Let me tear your jockstrap with my teeth!”