Little Black Dresses That We Shouldn’t Wear Because It’s Too Cold Out, Ashlee

Tie-front tops are a great way to show your cleavage without fear that a boob is gonna pop out. Unfortunately, those shoelaces on your dress will also be the only thing blocking the icy wind from directly assaulting your bosom! This dress is so cute, but you may very well be hypothermic by the end of your mediocre night out with Ashlee. Ashlee, why? Why? Do you not have nerve endings in your legs or do you just hate them? Do you hate legs? Is that why we all have to dress “our best” which is actually our worst?