Linen Maxi Dresses that Say, ‘I Have a Son Named Phinneas’

Women’s Striped Linen long Dress (Osklen, $270)

Waltz into any garden party in this casual long linen number that says, “I’m sorry, I wasn’t sure whether to leave Phinneas. Something about him just seemed off and I’m wondering if he should stop taking the Ashwagandha supplements we’ve been giving him. You know my son Phinneas? With the quartz reading glasses?”