Just Like Us! These Celebs Are Probably Having Diarrhea Right Now

Okay, we apologize for startling you with this unexpected twist, but Jason Momoa’s wife Lisa Bonet is also certainly maybe having diarrhea right now. Also, sorry for referring to her as “Jason Momoa’s wife”; she’s obviously so much more than that, if anything Jason Momoa is Lisa Bonet’s husband. We only did this because we had just previously mentioned Jason Momoa so it felt intuitive. Anyway, how can Momoa and Bonet have diarrhea at the same time? Well, it’s easy. It’s not like with court where you can’t be forced to testify against your spouse; you can have diarrhea at the same time as almost anyone. How do these two do it? That’s one in which stars are not just like us. They have lots of bathrooms in their houses because they are so rich. Though this couple is spouting sharts simultaneously, they are probably in opposite wings of their home. Maybe they are texting each other while they do it. Now that’s relatable.