Just Like Us! These Celebs Are Probably Having Diarrhea Right Now

Billie Eilish

You think youth, fame, and fortune will stop you from having diarrhea? Wait, did you actually think that? That’s insane. Billie Eilish was born in 2001 and is worth $30 million, but that doesn’t mean that she isn’t shivering and shaking, sweating and jittering, while being wrecked by vicious butt venom as we speak. In this way, we are equals in the eyes of God (while having diarrhea).