Jeggings That Look Better on the 12-Year-Old They Were Meant For

AEO Denim X Supper Low Jegging (American Eagle Outfitters, $49.95)

These form-fitting jeggings flatter your figure, provided they're being worn on the figure that the manufacturer intended, which is that of a 12-year-old girl. But you'll still buy them anyway because they're half the price of adult-appropriate jeggings and you’re just that kind of person now, aren’t you.