‘I’ll Cross That Bridge When I Come to It,’ Says Woman Standing on That Bridge Print Edition - May 13, 2026 By: Emily Zauzmer Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Cross It NowCrossing BridgesYou're On The Bridge Aw! Woman’s Nervous System So Unregulated She Can’t Even Feel Calm Inside a TJ Maxx