While Yasmen Butler currently works on-site in the city, that isn’t stopping her from living the hybrid job lifestyle by simply bringing her bed into the office every day.
Big brain alert!
Yasmen came up with the brilliant idea after Covid lockdown restrictions were lifted and her boss asked her to come into the office full-time.
“After working remotely for about a year, I was shocked when my boss asked me to come in as often as I did pre-pandemic, especially since most people I know working office jobs only have to work there two days out of the week,” Yasmen said. “But then I remembered that I could get all of the luxuries I have at home by simply strapping my mattress and bedframe to my car, bringing it into the office via service elevator, and lying on it for eight hours straight in my open-concept office.”
Yes, girl! Never let your work demands stop you from being lazy!
Yasmen’s coworkers have also taken notice of her new tactic to maintain a healthy work-life balance, and they can’t help but be impressed.
“Yasmen is changing my whole perception of what it means to work in an office,” receptionist Isabelle Goodman told reporters. “I mean, how is on-site work really any different than working from home when you’re still on your bed the whole time and then regret being on your bed the whole time?”
“It’s honestly kind of annoying when she snores,” accountant Kelsey Francois said. “But I still respect her ingenuity.”
And Yasmen’s work day routine doesn’t end there — she makes sure to bring every single one of her comforts from home into the workplace.
“Even though I have to work in the office five days a week, I’m not gonna let that stop me from vaping at my desk, watching Netflix in the background without headphones, or inviting my friends over to hang out.”
At press time, Yasmen had been let go from her job for her “blatant disregard for company policy.”
“I let the bed thing slide,” Yasmen’s supervisor Frances Singh said. “But watching Firefly Lane at full volume for six hours is where I draw the line.”
