High-Waisted Shorts Sure To Destroy Your Vagina

High-Waisted Denim Cutoffs (Forever 21, $19.90)

It’s funny that these high-crotch shorts are called cutoffs because that’s exactly what they’ll do to the blood flow to your entire groin region! Too bad the super trendy, frayed hem won’t distract you from the throbbing pain you are willingly inflicting on your vag every time you sit or step!