High-Waisted Shorts Sure To Destroy Your Vagina

Issue 28.3 -  Style -  Jul 11, 2016  By:  

Petite Moto Ripped Mom Shorts (Topshop, $58)

A well-kept secret of mom-cut denim is that violent puss-invasion is unavoidable. Embrace this look and feel with these distressed, grunge shorts that are sure to mercilessly invade your most personal crevices. All the pain of motherhood with none of the rewards!