So you can't seem to lose those ten pounds you put on when you broke up with Mark? Take an eight-mile run down Interstate 210 to Lake View Terrace, retracing the steps of Rodney King's high-speed chase with the LAPD. It's almost impossible to obsess over your trivial problems while remembering the suffering that King experienced at the hand of an unjust American legal system that penalizes people based on the color of their skin. Almost impossible, but you'll probably still find a way, because you're that self-absorbed. Better just run it off.