Four Winter Coats That Can Go Fuck Themselves Until They Come in Millennial Pink

Reversible Bomber Jack, $95, Topshop

Bomber jackets are hot, hot, hot, and because this one is reversible, it had two full chances to get the color right. Orange and light green? What is this, some kind of fucking joke? Is flirty, fun outwear a game to you, Topshop? What is the point of a traditionally “masculine” shape like a bomber jacket if you’re not going to pair it with an unexpected but totally fucking necessary color like millennial pink?