Floral Prints So Loud Men Can’t Interrupt You

Floral Print 3/4 Sleeve Maxi Dress (Melloday, $49.97)

This maxi-dress floral print is totally hypnotizing, so much so that it will actually hypnotize any man around you to finally keep their mouth shut. When you’re wearing this dress, feel free to talk about The Real Housewives or literally any feminist issue – they’ll just be thinking, “Holy shit, I think this maxi dress is saying words to me?”