Five Reformation Dresses to Buy If Your Boobs Mysteriously Vanish in the Night

The Surrey Dress

Our Surrey Dress features a high-cut crew neckline that will help you stay up with the latest trends while also compressing any available boobage into a steamrolled pancake against your body. Congratulations if you’re so genetically gifted that this garment looks stylish on you – or if your double-D’s inexplicably walked away between 2 and 5 in the morning last night. If so, good for you!