Father’s Day Gifts for the Man Who Has Everything But Doesn’t Think Women Should
Forced Small Talk with His Mail Order Bride (immeasurable)
Family relations have been strained since Dad married Svetlana without telling anyone, but give her a chance this Father’s Day. It’s not her fault Dad spent more money to get her to the U.S. than on your college tuition. She’s just an innocent woman looking for a better life and wears your old high school clothes she found in the attic. Conversation topics with Svetlana include the weather, how the food tastes, and blink twice if you need help. Dad will appreciate it, because, as he keeps repeating, he “deserves to be happy”.
