Father’s Day Gifts for the Man Who Has Everything But Doesn’t Think Women Should

On a cool summer Father’s Day, let Dad kick back with his favorite drink by his favorite beach-ophile singer, Jimmy Buffett! Secretly charge it to his card since your millennial lifestyle could never afford an unnecessary Baby Boomer luxury, then get so drunk Dad will say, “I hope you don’t usually drink like this. It makes men at bars frisky!” He’s talking about sexual assault and you bet he used to be one of those guys!