Janelle had an amazing year and looks literally perfect in this dress. If my mom thinks this incredible fashion statement is “really something” then maybe…my mom is…wrong? But if she’s wrong about this then maybe my prom dress wasn’t an “interesting choice?” And maybe my wedding dress wasn’t an “interesting choice?” And maybe I haven’t “put on a little weight I can see it your face?” Wow, I have a lot to think about. Anyway, Janelle, this dress is a big fat NO THANK YOU!
Some celebrities choose classic looks on the red carpet, while others choose to take a risk and make a splash. Either way, my mom thinks these dresses were “hmm” so try again, bitch! And my mom knows what she’s talking about – her friend works at Neiman Marcus!