Shawna Ellis has been shocked to discover that her ex, Paul Armand has been taking his new girlfriend on actual dates?
“They like, go out, out. Walks, drinks on the beach. All kinds of leaving the house shit,” says Ellis, who was not taken on a date by Armand beyond the first few weeks of their eight-year relationship.
“It’s so wild and fucked up.”
Friends are like, seriously, what the hell??
“I always thought Paul was more the playing video games at home in his downtime type,” says Ashley Fagan. “I really no idea he owned clean shirts and stuff.”
“Yeah, last I checked Instagram, he was in a short-sleeve button-down at the botanical garden,” says Ellis. “I’ve never seen that shirt in my life. He told me hates the sun.”
Yet through some miracle Armand continues to go places with his new girlfriend, Alexis, like, everywhere? Ellis is unsure if Armand just got lazy with her or if Alexis inspires some kind of mystical passion for outings, just totally out of the blue?
And we may never know.
“I don’t know if he just wasn’t ready to go eat ice cream cones or if he just didn’t like me that much, but one thing’s for sure,” she says. “He’s finally out of my living room and I’m gonna go enjoy my TV alone.”