Eccentric Cat Ceramics to Support Your Abstinence Streak Issue 15.3 - Living - Jun 11, 2015 By: Caila Tess Litman SHARE: Tweet 6 of 9 Playful Kitty Figurine (Fortunoff, $89.99) Nothing says, “waiting for marriage” like this pint-sized darling strategically placed on a nightstand. This Precious Moments knockoff is worth every penny because it makes it so easy to replace sexy time with small ceramic kitten time! CatsLonelinessAbstinence 5 Exercises to Take That Stubborn Belly Fat and Just Sort of Jiggle It Around a Little Is Your Roommate A Corpse Or Just In Shavasana?