Don’t Cry Because It’s Over, Smile Because a Man on the Street Told You To! Print Edition - Jun 21, 2018 By: Alyson D'Lando Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe, So I Guess These Pigeons Are Here to Stay Uh Oh! Aunt Joan Drunkenly Beckoning You to the Dance Floor!