Saturday evening is turning into quite the struggle for experimenting couple Seth Wright and Cara Freeman, who have found themselves rescheduling their threesome with 25-year-old Tanya for the past month.
“It’s hard enough making time for just the two of us; imagine throwing a third person into the mix,” says Cara. “It’s stressing me out so much that I worry I won’t be horny once it’s go-time,” adding, “Her go-time is usually my me-time.”
Seth and Cara were looking for something to spice up their three-year relationship and decided that a threesome was cheaper than S&M gear and the associated supplies. They narrowed down to Tanya, whom they discovered through Cara’s Tinder. “I sent her a pic of my boyfriend and asked her if she’d be into being our third, and she seemed super into it,” says Cara. “Now, after all this work, I wish I’d had her fill out a basic availability form first.”
The pair met with Tanya on January 5th at a local Starbucks to test out their chemistry. After finding her just alluring enough for Cara to feel horny but not jealous, they began seeking a suitable day for the fantasy romp. Initially set for that following Friday night, Tanya eventually had to cancel due to a friend’s “thing,” and then cancelled again due to her roommate’s surprise party. “I get that it’s not a dream position for her; I just wish she’d show a little commitment.” The date is now set for this Saturday, but they aren’t holding their breath.
“What can I say? I have a busy life,” notes Tanya, who likes to go by just Tanya. “Like I have nothing better to do than fuck some sad couple.”
Tanya’s bustling social calendar and frequent spells of leaving town for several days without notice have been conflicting with the couple’s availability as they search for a day in February that doesn’t overlap their Pilates classes, concerts, business trips, camping weekends, and farmers market days.
“We’re all busy people,” says Seth. “I mean, I’m not really sure what Tanya does, but I guess that’s what we get for not choosing someone we know well. We’re trying to incentivize it by offering to go to her place or get a hotel room, but she’s really touch-and-go with texting back.”
“It’s supposed to be easy when you’re the third.” Tanya texted us from an unknown number. “But then I remembered this is why I don’t date much. We’re all doing shit, y’know? Honestly they should be paying me.”
Seth and Cara are still crossing their fingers for a night with Tanya, mostly for the story over the sexual experience, but are also weighing their options with other women on Tinder.
“Honestly, maybe this is a sign that we shouldn’t do it,” says Cara, as Seth’s eyes widen.
“I’m willing to play things by ear,” adds Seth.
