Coffee Mugs That Say, ‘My Entire Deal Can Be Distilled Into One Sentence’

“You Can't Scare Me. I Have Two Daughters.” 11 oz Mug (Cafe Press, $9.99)

This mug is perfect for someone who has two daughters and doesn’t really like either of them. If girls scare you, especially your own, and you want them and everyone else to know, then this mug is a must-have – because girls suck, am I right?