Christmas Is Coming? Yeah And It’s Getting Egg Nog Everywhere Print Edition - Dec 10, 2025 By: Evelyn Frick Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: ChristmasEgg NogWho's Gonna Clean This? Wow! This Polyamorous Man Has Enough Bare Minimum to Go Around Uh Oh! Everyone Brought Gifts