Chic Bedside Lamps To Knock Over Every Time You Make The Bed
1920s Odeon Clear Glass Fringe Table Lamp (Restoration Hardware, $1116)
Oh, are you a fancy little flapper in the sheets? Then you’ll love reading F. Scott Fitzgerald novels by the light of this delicate little beauty–until you smash it to smithereens when you rush to make your bed before your date arrives. This will happen every time you make the bed until this beautiful fringe is just a naked stump, and you are all cut up from finding glass shards in your bed. You will be having sex on the couch.
