Cindy Dinelson recently told the story of her first threesome in the middle of a crowded restaurant, and she didn’t once feel self-conscious about it!
Reuniting with gal pals in the middle of the dinner rush at Angelo’s, a family restaurant, Dinelson dove deeply into the tale of her threesome with a married couple she met on Tinder. Over the clinking of silverware and children’s cries, Dinelson blasted the details of her sexcapade loudly enough for everyone at the table – and beyond – to hear each gruesome detail of her romp.
Now there’s a woman who’s really living her truth!
“At first I thought she was really brave for even trying anal pegging,” says friend, Amelia Vaughn. “But then I realized, the true bravery was sharing that entire story with her friends, the wait staff, the grandparents sitting next to us, and even some small children that walked by the window of the restaurant.”
“Kelly and John had a master-slave relationship,” Dinelson nearly shouted to the restaurant’s patrons. “So he would have to take orders from her on how to fuck me.”
Dinelson received annoyed looks from diners nearby who couldn’t hear their own chewing over the explanation of what it was like to see a clitoris up close. Unfortunately, that only seemed to empower her further.
“I thought I wouldn’t be as into the girl-on-girl stuff,” she explained to literally everyone. “But it turns out I actually love eating pussy!”
Dinelson became deeply amused at herself and her originality as she gave a graphic description of what she called a “669”—a 69 with three people. Her friends expressed a mix of shock, amusement, and concern for the people around them and themselves.
No, no one had asked Dinelson to tell this story in the first place.
