Brandy Melville Tops to Hulk Out Of While Opening a Jar

Daniela Rib Turtleneck ($24)

If there’s one thing we know about this adorable mock turtleneck, it’s that the armpits are going to be tight enough to completely cut off blood circulation to your arms. But if there’s another thing we know, it’s that this product is cheaply made enough for those seams to snap right off when faced with the slightest amount of pressure. That’s why this this understated top is elegant enough to layer under a blazer, but still perfect for being torn to shreds by the sheer force of your body as you flex every muscle from the waist up in the primal act of ripping open a jar of tomato sauce. Chic!