3 Bikinis That Say, ‘I Hope You’re All Ready To See My Pubes!’

Aqualuxe Paradiso (Athleta, $80)

Slip into these patterned bottoms and before long you’ll be creating your own song of the summer. The lyrics will go a little something like: “My coarse, jet-black pubies are going to be everywhere when these shorts come off. Speak now or forever hold your peace. My pubes? They’re out! In public. And everyone’s having fun!” Sing it, sister!