6 Photos of Hugh Jackman That Prove Once and For All He Is a Healthy Alien

Although it is impossible to know what our leading man is suckling on here, we are thankfully still able to draw serious conclusions based on what we see. For instance, his eyes are closed. Why? Who knows. Is there anything on his spoon, or is he simply pretending to be consuming something like a human person would? Ultimately, it is hard to believe a human would not only suck on a spoon like this, let alone post it to his Instagram with a fully french caption. Thank you, fit creature from another planet, but we see right through you!