6 Gorges to Scream Into When You Accidentally Buy Scented Tampons

This autumnal wonderland is peppered with adorable woodland creatures for you to scare with your primal post-pharmacy wails. Chipmunks will never understand the feeling of dread that overcomes a woman grappling with the notion that strangers will confuse her crotch with a Bath & Body Works for the next five to seven days. All chipmunks are free-bleeders.