5 Summer Flats That Will Smell Like Ass By August

Style - Apr 17, 2019 By: Kelly Powers

Jude Evening Flats (Betsey Johnson, $99)

Attend summer weddings in style in these girly and glittery flats. Guaranteed to trap a swampy stench just for the occasion, you’ll be the talk of the reception. Will you want to throw your shoes off when the DJ plays Bruno Mars? Of course you will! Will you do so? Fuck no!

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