5 Summer Flats That Will Smell Like Ass By August

Style - Apr 17, 2019 By: Kelly Powers

Florence Ballet Flat (DSW, $79.99)

Go about your day in comfort in these classic nude flats. Baked in direct sunlight for a few hours and filled with the day’s detritus, your Uber driver will be forced to open all the windows and breathe through his mouth. Settle into the ride (and your fresh toe stains) with the knowledge that this has earned him at least a 20% tip!

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