Herschel Supply Co. Forecast Raincoat (Urban Outfitters, $100)
Oh, it’s raining and your friends still want to go out? Literally what is wrong with them! They are stupid and want to dance even though you could not do that. No biggie – make sure one of them wears this waterproof coat with soft-touch tricot interior so that you have something to fucking hide under when they try to get you to “be more fun!”