5 Sequin Dresses That’ll Be a Bitch to Get Cum Out Of
Notorious Rose Gold Sequin Maxi Dress ($96, Lulu’s)
This enchanting floor-length maxi dress is quite the double-edged sword: On the one hand, with its flared mermaid skirt and darted bodice, you’ll be unmatched in poise and class. On the other hand, more sequins means more opportunities for your newest hook-up, Jeremy to crust it up with his overzealous humping. Enjoy the full 45 minutes it will take to get that gunk out of there!
