5 Rompers That Are Difficult — But Not Impossible — To Masturbate In

Read It and Steep Romper (Modcloth, $39.99)

This playful romper has a throwback style that says, “What do you mean officer? Why would little old me be pleasuring myself in the park? And how could I anyways, in this getup?” Jokes on them, ’cause you’re a bad little romper girl.