First Line Leakproof Bikini in Plum X (TomboyX, $25)
This pair of period underwear comes in a beautiful shade of plum, which is especially great if you just ate a lot of beets today! Not only can you have your period, you can also piss and shit yourself whenever you want, creating a Pollockian disaster inside those panties! A great American artist, and a great American privilege (to piss and shit your period underwear).