5 Pairs of Tevas That Say, ‘I Considered Taking Shrooms This Weekend’

Despite the intense name, these sandals have a groovy design, super-functional velcro, and amazing arch support for your hypersensitive feet. They’re perfect for going on a hike, getting to the top, and deciding that you’re not at the right point in your life to have a metaphysical purging! But you’re totally down to watch while everyone is cuddling in an open meadow! Are they really going to be high for another six hours? Haha, these sandals are great.