5 Moms Who Didn’t Smoke Weed and Listen to Pearl Jam Tonight

Billie

Billie's kids may have covered the fireplace in permanent marker this evening, but that's no reason for this patient mom to spend three hours searching for images of Eddie Vedder from 1990 as she blows billowing clouds of purple smoke all around her. That's absolutely not what she’s doing now at 10:35 PM on a weeknight. She was for sure just outside for a really long time because the dog had to pee and sometimes that takes a while. Why are you asking so many questions?