5 Men to Fuck Before You Lose Your Birth Control in January

Doug from Work

Most of the people you work with are major clit-shrinkers, but Doug is a gorgeous fuck machine who you’ve been lusting after for months. Up until now, you’ve been hesitant to have a fling with a coworker, but this is an emergency, and so it’s go-time. Doug looks like the type of guy who impregnates every woman he bangs with triplets, so you’ve gotta get him in you before that sweet birth control is ripped from your horny hands.