5 Gorgeous Lingerie Sets That Cost as Much as Two Vibrators

(La Perla, $325) Airy Blooms Bodysuit

La Perla is synonymous with luxury, and this bodysuit is no exception. Watch him try to keep his eager, unwashed hands off you when you don this lacy, racy piece of silk! With the money you spent, you could have bought two dual-motor vibrators that would have rocked your world with simultaneous vaginal and clitoral stimulation; instead, you’ll be hand-washing his dried spunk out of this bodysuit at 3am. Yowza!