5 Gorgeous Lingerie Sets That Cost as Much as Two Vibrators

(Chantelle, $162) Presage Lacy Demi Bra and Tanga Panty

Show off your assets in this delicious hot pink bra and tanga set! He won’t notice the stunning lace shoulder panels or the delicate shoulder straps while groping you in the dark. After he finishes on your appendix scar and asks if you want to watch Deadpool again, you’ll have plenty of time to think about how you could have spent that chunk of change on two USB-rechargeable bullet vibrators instead. Is it hot in here, or is it just you, you sexy thing?