5 Beautiful Centerpieces No One Will Take Home Because You Scheduled a Weekday Wedding

The More You Gnome Zen Garden (Modcloth, $29.99)

For a quirkier feel, here is a low-key culturally offensive Zen garden! No one’s going to want to take these home, mostly because no one is at your wedding in the first place. Why did you schedule this on a Tuesday, you idiot?