5 Balloon Jeans That Will Help You Finally Seduce the Old Guy From ‘Up’
Balloon Fit Jeans (Zara, $49.90)
With these jeans on, the old guy from Up will probably think you’re just two balloons that he can attach to his house before realizing that there’s actually a beautiful woman inside of them. You’ll be strapped to the front porch in no time. Kinky!
