4 Wool Capes For Concealing All Your Extra Arms

Wool Cashmere Winter Cape (Linennaive, $179)

Most capes shout, “I have a secret!” but this cape whispers, “My secret relates to the number of arms I have, and that number? Higher than you might think. But only God can judge me. So why do I hide the truth if only God can judge me? For fear of being kidnapped by scientists who think I’m an alien due to all these dang arms! Now mind your business, Nosy Perez!” That’s a lot to say with a cape, but this billowing tarp of an outfit is up for it.