4 Trench Coats That Are a Fresh Addition to Any Wardrobe, Unless You’re a Detective in Which Case They’re a Little on the Nose 

Vintage Trench Coat (Urban Outfitters, $30)

You’ll be strutting with confidence with this dramatic yet chic trench billowing behind you. Wear it to a lunch meeting, wear it to the theater, just don’t wear it while you are doing actual detective work. Seriously, what are you thinking wearing a trench coat while being a full-on detective? You think this is a sustainable choice? Go lean against a lamppost, Sherlock. You’re pissing me off.