4 Platform Sandals That Will Show Animated Lizzie McGuire There’s a New Fun Bitch in Town
Bigtop Color Pop Flip Flop ($39.95, Rocket Dog)
Embrace the most concentrated core of your inner fun bitch with these whoppin’ huge-ass rainbow flip-flops! Can we get real for a second? Lizzie McGuire went off the air in 2004. It’s over. Done. There’s a reason for that, and that reason is that YOU showed up in these giant, honkin’ platform flip-flops!!! You’re a crazy, fun bitch with a foam sole to match. Sorry, Lizzie McCancelled, but there’s a newer, funner bitch coming to town. And she’s not gonna cower when popular girl Kate pulls some shit.
