4 Pairs of Keds That Say, ‘I’m Actually Worried About Nothing!’

3D Jewelry for your feet on your wedding day? Please and thank you! These pearl-embellished sneakers are perfect to dress down your wedding gown. Since your wedding day will be as chill and stress free as the rest of your impossibly perfect life, why not wear these cute pair Keds with your goddamn wedding dress. You might as well, considering you are untroubled and not even sure what people mean when they say they’re ‘anxious’. These shoes walking down the aisle will convince everyone, “I have been smiling since the day I was born and I’m pretty sure ‘crying’ is a myth!”